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[invocatia]

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basic info:

✦ adam is a twin, his sister is devon parker, they are both freshly out of college, so like early 20s
✦ OCverse is basically indiana jones meets urban magic/witchcraft with some eldritch shit maybe? but also gen Z kids
✦ they were born in a cult ritual, mother died in it, the twins were adopted by adelaide and evelyn parker, who are a very classy archaeology and anthropology team researching the occult
✦ twins were born with some powers that kind of depend on each other to function at peak badassery, but are normally sort of middling. proximity makes them awesome, but they're also pretty new to it and don't know anything about what they are or where they come from
✦ moms recently went missing to investigate some occult shit surrounding their babbies, because they want to protect them.
✦ twins went to go find them, which means following the leads they were following and researching the same stuff and learning more about themselves and the prophecy that was surrounding their birth (they were supposed to be one person, oops, they are two)

✦ ADAM is a musician; he mainly plays string instruments (carries a violin around and does street performance for $$$), but he can sing as well, got himself a music degree recently
✦ where devon is high-strung, analytical and realistic, adam is chill, abstract and artistic with a love for mysticism and exploring the human condition in a much less serious way, so they're somewhat opposites in that sense
✦ default base powers are clairvoyance/prophecy, which he does while creating some kind of music, either playing or singing
✦ the twin that shows up late with starbucks wearing shades and nursing a hangover
✦ i feel like this is the most accurate representation of him
✦ honestly we're still figuring a lot of it out

Comments

TFLNs; for voicetesting pls halp

[invocatia]

1.} Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
2.} Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
3.} my sisters gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
4.} I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
5.} I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.

1

[gestaltzerfall]

when I do that it's because you've used all the hot water

[invocatia]

ur raining on my life affirmation parade. and it's not my fault i'm faster to the bathroom than you.

[gestaltzerfall]

no one needs to have showers that long
I'm pretty sure Florence wouldn't approve

[invocatia]

need, no, but selfcare has no time limit
wait an hour and the hot water will be back for your short and loveless shower
ps, pretty sure any musician that hears their work made you cry hysterically but in a good way is cool with it

[gestaltzerfall]

”selfcare has no time limit”
you’re a headache in the shape of a person
can you self care about our water bill? please?

and okay but I meant more about your lack of concern for the environment

3

[agitates]

Are you familiar with the term overshare?

[invocatia]

yes
i call it unashamed human connection
try it some time, its good for u

[agitates]

( gross. don't bring humans into this. )

Tried it once. I believe it's more commonly referred to as: time and a place.

Doesn't your bedroom have a door?

[invocatia]

[ shhh, he doesn't realize he's anything else right now. probably. ]

did it hurt?
unwind a little, i promise u won't die

yes but if i close it the cat can't get in and she really likes my comforter
i want her to live her best life

[agitates]

( yeah but you smell funny and not in a "most men smell funny" kind of way. )

Immensely. After, not during. ( remember: you asked. ) You're assuming that because I don't advertise it, I'm not indulging my own vices.

She's a cat. You're aiming for indifference at best even with optimal napping territory. To quote the expert, "Unwind a little." Invest in a cat door.

4

[beabadexample]

either the sex was THAT BAD
or that burrito was THAT GOOD
which I can believe cause sometimes even good dick can’t compete with a burrito

[invocatia]

the dick was definitely not bad, but the burrito was heavenly so
burrito wins
we must remember the important things in life

[beabadexample]

amen, halle-fucking-lujah.
dammit, i would kill for a burrito right now.
stupid mornings. stupid daystar.

[invocatia]

sweet summer child you need doordash in ur life
or moms that spoil you rotten and bring you breakfast burritos in bed every sunday morning

[beabadexample]

you are so spoiled
besides breakfast burritos are not real burritos, fight me

2

[sheers]

why are you bothering with straight boys, anyway? they're mostly useless.

[invocatia]

well 1 i do have friends i don't sleep with
and 2 my sister is in denial and keeps trying to date these tools
its awkward and sad to watch
kind of like nature documentaries

[sheers]

what do you even do with friends like that?

i'm so sorry for your sister, my condolences
look just give them time they'll bend eventually

[invocatia]

get rides to bars and discount weed

we've suffered long and hard but there is a light at the end of the tunnel
ive seen her openly checking out girls
we can only pray she gets over her thing about it being too cliche for a girl raised by gay moms to also be gay

[sheers]

but i have a car.

wait that's a thing? because i have two dads too. why is it a thing? is it a bad kind of thing?

3.

[necropathy]

you're the strangest boy i've ever met, stranger.

Re: 3.

[invocatia]

really? drug abuse and nudity cannot be the weirdest thing you've heard a boy say. come on, what else have you heard, tell me.

[necropathy]

i don't really know a lot of boys, i guess.
i grew up with a lot of sisters.

[invocatia]

i grew up with two moms and a twin sister
didn't save me from ending up weird i guess
once you let boys meet other boys we just revert to our natural state of gross and dumb